This site totally sucks when viewed on a smartphone.
I'll fix this Real Soon Now.
While every diety has the Insight to fortell the Future,
even G-d Almighty Himself possesseth not the Power to undo the Past.
Solving the Software Problem
ATTN: Michael David Crawford
650 NW Irving St
Portland OR 97209 USA
Client Inquiries: email@example.com
Technical Support: firstname.lastname@example.org
Defect Reports: email@example.com