Nike: Just Do It.

In the Spring of 1997, Thirty-Eight Talented Young San Diego Web Designers
and their UFO Cult Leader Marshall Applewhite
Committed Suicide with Such Great Enthusiasm that
They All Bought Brand-New Nike Sneakers
So As To Be Properly Dressed for the Occassion

The Problem of Delusion

Any first-year Physics student can refute The Convenient Hallucination that our our own individual identities are in any way distinct from each other.

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