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Living with Schizoaffective Disorder

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She stood in front of me naked as the day she was born while I gazed hungrily into her Promised Land.

Michael David Crawford, Baritone,

Independence Day 2018

"So close, but yet so far."


"I Am Absolutely Serious: I will pay you good money to redesign my website."

"Really? Me?"

"All I really need is for it to work well on smartphones. It does right now in a very basic way but the overall appearance looks just like a thirteen year old built it."

"But why?"

"Because your own site is totally awesome!"

"That's all my partner's doing! I just write the articles."

"Still got my contact information?"

"Yeah. When I come across it tomorrow I'll pass it on to her."

"You can always reach me through Beth Hansen. She and I are close friends." Beth is one of the bartenders at Mary's Club - Portland's very first topless club. If I recall correctly, Beth told me that it's been in the same family since 1954.

"Cool. Are you finished or would you like another song?"

"I'm good but hold on a sec..." I fished through my wallet then handed her a twenty.

"Buy yourself something nice."

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